Friday, October 9, 2009

My Erotic Thoughts on Eddie Vedder


Eddie Vedder is OK with my erotic thoughts around him.
Eddie Vedder is very familiar with the smell of sex.
His skin is soft as velvet. He looks good with his pants off. He moans as he comes. His hairy thighs flutter around my hips like butterfly wings.
OH, the thought of pressing my skin against somebody else's flesh. It's been awhile since I last made love.
Eddie Vedder will do as well as anybody. I bet it feels good just to hug him. Just to feel Eddie Vedder's warmth against mine. The softness of his grunge lumberjack shirt against my cheek as I lean my head on his shoulder.
Eddie Vedder won't mind if I indulge in thoughts of unzipping his trousers, now, will he?
I wonder, does he enjoy receiving oral sex? (What man doesn't?)
I wonder, does anybody else ever read this blog?
I haven't written in here in quite awhile. Life itself keeps me very busy.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dark Odyssey

Lately, my sex fantasies have turned towards the Dark Side. Namely, BDSM. I'm constructing the Dream Dom, or the perfect Male Master Dominant. Let's give a visual description. He is tall, with pale skin, dark hair and eyes, LONG hair, and he has that naughty-boyMan glint in His eyes. He's got TIGHT leather pants to rival Robert Plant's very prominent "unofficial 5th member of Led Zeppelin". Or else equally tight jeans. Another version of said Dream Dom is, of course, the "Daddy-Master". He's naturally at least 20 years older than me, got a FULL head of THICK gray hair, perhaps blue eyes. Full lips. Still in great shape for a 50 or 60-something.
And yes, I've been lucky enough to experience ONE session of non-vanilla sex. Thanks, Daddy C, for the memories.
There is another "Daddy" out there, who's married, nursing his ailing wife, and lives hundreds of miles South of me. I'd LOVE to meet "Daddy S" someday. He reminds me of Satan. The loveable version. (I'm a recovering Catholic, can't you tell?) I believe both guys can be safely described as "bi-sexual". I find this hot in men, long as they share their boyfriends with me. ;-)
Yes, I'm bi-sexual and polyamorous. I'm thinking I need to put up a warning.... NOT for under 18s, and NOT work safe. Read: You could pop a boner if you're reading this at work, or worse still, in the presence of your Mother. Embarassing! OR, if you're a nice, sexy lesbian or bi-chick, you could get, shall we say, seriously wet and excited!
I'd love a man to sniff my bicycle seat. Is Jimmy Page available?
Yes, I've been flogged. Erotically. I did this at a Sampler Party in SF. The City of Perversity. (GREAT name!) San Francisco is beautiful, loveable, crowded, very gay. Too bad some homeless use the streets as a public bathroom. Yeech!!
A beautiful, tall black man did this to me. He "owns" a nice white girl. She's beautiful. They're a part of this organization that does BDSM munches, classes, and Dungeon Parties.
And you do NOT have to be into pain to be into BDSM. BDSM is merely a catch-all term meaning "erotic play that has one personal temporarily assuming power over another, for sexual or erotic purposes--pure fun."
This is, for me, an OCCASIONAL FANTASY ONLY. I do not have any Masters or Mistresses at this moment. I'd love to try bending a woman over, spanking her lovely bottom, and calling her "Mommy's Little Slut". (OH, God, that is BAAAADDDD....)
Yep, sex and love and the need for romance are a fact of life.
Perhaps we ALL have impulses that, while fun, are Not Socially Acceptable. Some of us love the idea of being spanked by "Daddy".
I could be misunderstood. I hope this turns you or somebody else on. I wonder, how to attach an RSS feed to this?
Does ANYBODY read this blog? Did you get an erection or wet cunt or stiff nipples?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Prayer to Renew My Sexlife

Dear God,
May I be liberated from all sexual guilt
May I believe that I look good naked
May I actually look good naked, even when being photographed or filmed, by myself or with other people
May nobody laugh at my sexual fantasies
May I never be too old to fuck people's brains out, show my tits and ass to interested lovers (cyber or in real life)
May I bring amazing amounts of sexual joy to men and also women!
May I receive amazing amounts of sexual joy, also
For I know that sex is the expression of the life force that inhabits us all
Everybody is sexual, including me,
and everybody has the inalienable right to sexual enjoyment
God, may I add to the erotic bliss and general happiness of the world and universe.

love, Goddess Linda

PS send some love my way, Goddess and God. I pray for the courage to renew my sex and love life again. I need to make a ceremony. To renew my committment to being erotic, and bringing that sweet, sexy bliss to as many other consenting adults as possible. For I truly believe that THAT is the solution to the world's troubles. Seriously!

(Somebody please leave money on my pillow! j/k)

I Want to Renew My Lovesex Life

I am glad to be surfing erotic blogs, again. I've discovered some new ones. Adventure begins when I begin it. If I look for adventure, I'm bound to find it. I want to look around at some more erotic blogs, just to see what others in the On-Line Sexblog Community are doing. Maybe I'll have the courage to post sexy pictures of me on-line, also. If my Angels will let me! Anyway, I love sex and I'm very grateful for my sexuality.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

YouTube Erotica.... Boners by the People, for the People...

First, I saw an elephant with a hard-on. It touched the ground, then twitched up to his stomach. A young lady was filming the whole thing! (That judge in L.A. comes to mind as somebody who may find that exciting! Who am I to judge? Long as he doesn't molest or rape anybody, animal or human. I don't think he ever would).
Then, far more exciting, JOHN LEGEND in loose white pants, dancing around on-stage with a VERY hot young black woman. He got a big old hard-on. Yum! And the way he and that woman were bumping hips and swiveling their bodies together--beautiful! She had a yummy ass on her. And nice, big, soft boobs.
And then, some random young guy, in red shorts, having a big hard-on. Both men and women were checking out his cucumber! Smiling very broadly.
My vagina trembled. I had very sexy thoughts. Sex is alive and well in America.
I'm very reassured!
More boners, please! Especially welcome are celebrity boners.
I want to see more videos of women kissing. Two ladies rolling around in bed, kissing and loving and merging hips, lips, breasts, and hands. Yum. And body fluids... hot.

This blog has been very dead lately. Nothing much new to write here. I've been paying attention to other writing projects, truth to tell.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

I Want to Wear More Revealing Clothing In a Safe, Sacred Space!

It's spring. I'm ready for new friends, new lovers, new adventures! THIS is the year that I refuse to stay stuck in celibacy or heartbreak. THIS is the time to begin again.

First of all, I'd love to wear clothing that shows off my breasts and cleavage. I have nice breasts! Nobody would know it, though, as I tend to dress very very modestly.... to avoid unwanted attention!!

I desire ecstasy! Friendship! To meet more people! Dance! Sing! Make love, run around outdoors naked! Dance around His maypole.....

I see so many people on Tribe. I don't dare post my sexier thoughts on my private Tribe blog anymore. My most vocal commentators (some of them) seem not to enjoy seeing my erotic side.

I assume there are other people who would enjoy my erotic side, and seeing much more of my shapely, female body!

Thank Christ I can say that here, without censorship. Thank Goddess!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Sexy Assigment For Me By Me.....


I am going to read more of these erotic blogs! Just to reassure myself that I am not a freak. Just to see other women out there who are ethically polyamorous, bi-sexual, and who love BDSM. Just to see I am not the only sexy being out there.
Fuck. I just stupidly deleted 10 minutes worth of work. Am I just human, or what?
Man, the LAST thing I want sometimes is to be human.
My very humanity could stand in the way of marriage and making love.... if I let it.
(Why would anybody be with a woman who is wonderful, imperfect, and who has bad days and character defects? Do you know any women like that? Are you married to one? Are you one?
God, if I weren't the only celibate out there with a strong Inner Whore, I'd join a club.... or something!
Apologies for the fact this post isn't sleazy enough.
I want to make love, to feel a good, hard cock between my thighs, to make love to a woman with my mouth. Mmmmmm.....

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